Still looks fake, right? This could totally be a map of an imaginary island in the Arctic Sea. Nope. It’s the totally real land of Udmurtia. Still don’t believe it? Here’s a picture of a real live Udmurt lady. I think her name is Udmyrtle.
She looks like a nice lady. Having some sort of religious ecstasy, I’d guess. But nice. It’s certainly beautiful embroidery. Anyhow, I’m guessing Udmurtia is to Russia as Wyoming is to the United States.
On to the flag. It’s not that bad. A bit too long, if you ask me. And that eight pointed star thing – I’d nix it, but at least it’s not too frou-frou.