I know that the housing market on Spain’s Mediterranean shore has been booming. But there’s no need for Valencia to be bragging about it. The flag is encrusted with diamonds, rubies and emeralds. Gold stripes add to the consipcuous consumption of this flashy flag. On the left, a blue band features golden urns overflowing with swirly riches. Ever since Spain plundered the riches of the Americas, they’ve been kinda cocky about it. Not cool, Spain.